Professional shitposter/burger photographer.

Earths Defense Force

Consumes burgers, beer, and baseball. Not as funny as she thinks she is.

Loves food. Also the creator of this website and almost every logo/merch you see.

I enjoy lip syncing in my bathroom mirror, long Mario Kart races, and laughing till I pee my pants. 


Tabletop Enthusiast, Science Fiction and Fantasy Fanatic, and Procrastinator. With Dreams to collaborate with friends across the table and across the globe.

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